All pussy shapes (photos)

When opening a textbook about anatomy, you may find that your vulva looks different from the vulvas depicted there. Each and every vulva is unique, so it would be impossible to represent all shapes and sizes in one book. In the following pages, you’ll find a variety of vulva shapes and skin tones – one of these might even resemble your own anatomy.

Of course, we haven’t seen you naked, but we can almost certainly assure you that your secret garden is as perfect and unique as a flower can—and should—be. To be sure, we asked one of our favorite professionals, , MD, OBGYN, and founder of the online sexy self-care hub, , to weigh in on all shapes and sizes.

Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.

Pedophile pussy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

McMansion pussy. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.