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7 appreciations for Catharina Berman – photo Martin Kaufmann
Catharina Berman Olsen by Thomas Agatz
Pathy Dejesus lying naked on a bed as Catharina Bellini stands fully nude with a guy kissing him and running her hands over the guy’s body before the guy climbs on top of Pathy and starts having sex with her and kissing her and her breasts until Catharina climbs into bed and joins them lesbian kissing Pathy and kissing around her face all while the guy continues having sex with her during a threesome. From (AKA Desnude).
The lovers and the yearners of the world were in dire need of a 2025 anthem, and Smerz gladly delivered with “You got time and I got money.” Singers Catharina Stoltenberg and Henriette Motzfeldt take turns swooning over love’s simplest graces: gushing over shoes, T-shirts, lazy quality time, and restaurant choices with an undeniable starriness. A plucky bassline and gentle strings bleed into a Moog’s airy backline; soft “mmm”s draw closer to space; adoration and lust tastefully brush against each other. “Baby, can I see you naked, even though I love how you dress?” Smerz devotedly ask. “You got time and I got money” gestures toward a sincerity we could use plenty more of. The immediate obsession we had with Smerz early this year is justified with this song. The title itself is a fitting reference to our modern age—a phrase that names the two things we all seem to be in search of during our hopeless, romantic endeavors. —Alli Dempsey


















