Massive props, however, to Twitter user @Grawly for going above-and-beyond in his efforts to pleasure himself. Last weekend, the dude known to his followers as “televised snowmang” and/or “rude ass robot” did a live chronicle of a medical emergency. The trouble started out on March 8. At 11:26 p.m. @Grawly Tweeted: “Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can’t get it out (answer: it’s me)”.
Select Tweets from there included a brief flurry of worrying about how long the batteries were going to keep going and going (“@Energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER”) and a blow-by-blow description of his hospital visit (“I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said “there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass”). Not to spoil the, um, tail end of the story, but things concluded with “Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I shat the bed afterwards. I’m tired as hecke”.
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