Dream dildo (photos)

Product Summary: Dream Toys Jelly Joy Realistic Dildo, length approx. 20.3 cm, diameter approx. 4.5 cm, clear

Glow in the dark dildo from Dream Toys label radiant, made of soft and semi-transparent silicone with a strong suction cup for hands-free use. Dildo with veins and balls. The purple interior glows blue in the dark.

Gallop into a realm of mythical delight with the Dream Rider — a breathtaking unicorn-inspired dildo sculpted for spellbinding pleasure. Featuring a spiralled horn design with ethereal hues of purple, blue, and red, its silky silicone body and elegant Pegasus wings add an enchanting touch to every experience.

Except… maybe modern technologies can start to solve this problem. This online lets you design your dream dildo shape, which you can then have 3D-printed, make into a mold, and make silicone dildos from. While I can’t guarantee I’d ever make a masturbatory masterpiece the likes of which Vixen Creations and Uberrime are cranking out, it’s nice to at least have the option.

To answer the question I posed myself in the title of this piece: my dream dildo would be long, girthy, firm, vaguely S-shaped, easy to hold and thrust with, and visually beautiful to boot. But that doesn’t say a damn thing about my cock preferences. Hell, I’ve never fucked anyone whose dick was S-shaped, and I’ve still gotten off with partners many a time!