Little fucking machines (photos)

Portable sex machines can be a little intimidating on their own already, so buying your first one can be a bit overwhelming.

Most sex machines—including Lovense’s larger flagship sex machine—are large and heavy, and can be cumbersome to set up, but the Mini reduces almost every pain point, including the price. At $399, it’s the least expensive machine you’ll find on the market without sacrificing much power. In my testing, it could reach up to 280 thrusts per minute, though its low weight meant it was a little more likely to slide on smooth surfaces. That trade-off is worth it for the portability though. The thrusting motor was also surprisingly quiet. Someone might still overhear you from the other side of a closed door, but I doubt anyone would hear you in a neighboring apartment. Unless you’re trying to be heard, anyway.

Sex machines (AKA fucking machines or fuck machines) are mechanical sex toys designed to simulate the natural thrusting or stroking action of partnered sex. Whether the machine is manual or automatic, the goal is to free your hands while enhancing a realistic sexual experience.

How much bank are you willing to break? Unlike most other sex toys, sex machines are expensive, and you might have to dig a little deeper for a quality and durable model.

We don’t recommend that you build a fucking machine because so many things can go wrong, causing harm to yourself or others. Besides, there are many high-quality products today, some very cheap fucking machines, as you can see on our list.