Sport fucking 9 (photos)

Although if the description on the box is anything to go buy, these girls might be a tad underprepared for something as grown-up as “Sport Fucking.” One blurb about Lily Carter reads, “Lily is a big girl now…the diapers are off…let the squirting begin!” Um, what?

We’ll forgive Jules Jordan for weirding us out with that diaper comment; it’s not easy for natural athletes like those found in “Sport Fucking 9” to express themselves sometimes, especially when squirting is involved.

After these gold medalists have had their moments in the spotlight—after the Wheaties boxes start running regular athletes and the only people asking for endorsements are Lotrimin AF—these hard-working heartthrobs will still be working their genitals the only way they know how: the “Sport Fucking 9” way.

This Ain’t Pee-Wee Pussy Pounding, This Is Olympic Class “Sport Fucking 9”