Superman that pussy (photos)

Breaking News: Superman was seen fucking Catwoman’s PUSSY on the streets of Gotham. This picture PURRFECT moment was captured (and sent to us) by a vigilant citizen by the name of Joe Kerr. What can we say? The Man of Steel obviously has ungodly stamina and, judging by her full-body leather gear, Catwoman is big into getting fucked hard. This is a match made in heaven!

These days truth and justice are in short supply, so thank porn for the American Way! This might be a Superman parody, but never fear: The focus is on any heroine who can leap a tall dick in a single bound. Lexi Belle, whose mile-high horniness nearly brings down a plane, leads the pussy…

These days truth and justice are in short supply, so thank porn for the American Way! This might be a Superman parody, but never fear: The focus is on any heroine who can leap a tall dick in a single bound. Lexi Belle, whose mile-high horniness nearly brings down a plane, leads the pussy parade, followed closely by Kristina Rose as the Daily Planet’s deep-throat (and very anal) intern. No kryptonite in this cast! The star power continues with Alexis Texas as the comely Miss Teschmacher and Andy San Dimas, whose turn as Lois Lane finally helps us get over Margot Kidder (thanks to a creepy forced-sex scene with Zod’s evil trio). In the obligatory Superman climax, Lois gets the inside scoop on why he’s called The Man of Steel. As porn parodies go, this one’s above average, with moments of near-comedy and a good try at capturing those cheesy late-’70s costumes and special effects. Tired of bending steel? This disc will give your bare hands something else to do.

Axel Braun incorporates elements of two Christopher Reeve-era “Superman” movies as well as the recent reboot for this big-budget porn that does a commendable job in moving the story along, adding bits of comic business, and keeping the sex non-gratuitous.

Three criminals are jettisoned into space by Jor-El (Dale Dabone) and are unexpectedly set free when their revolving rhomboid cell is exploded by a diverted missile. The movie does not tell us how the boy who would become Superman got to Earth to divert that very same missile, or that Krypton exploded, but these are the logical questions we will suspend in return for watching Lexi Belle get double-teamed in a stewardess uniform. (Well, that’s a gratuitous scene, but we’re grateful for it.)